Staffordshire Pie
YouTube link Begin with a kingdom called Mercia. Knead in a warrior princess - twist the gold braid of her gown into three loops to form a knot that binds you to your borders. Stretch moorlands across limestone valleys called Dove, Churnet and Trent, form pockets of sandstone through the centre to house hermits and hold forest roots. To prepare your filling chop lush green land into pastures, orchards and vineyards - add a pinch of precious wildlife. Stir in just enough market towns and spired cities to ensure you can still taste their flavours, spread the efforts of industrialists, miners, brewers and bakers across steam-filled skies drizzle lakes, rivers and canals in thin blue lines linking north to south, east to west, then bake sun-kissed ideas from writers, musicians and artists until there are burnt umber horizons. Invite strangers to your table to share your feast, promise they will find someone they know, and that you will b...